Why I was shy to poo before my wife when I got married
Why I was shy to poo before my wife when I got married.
When I got married to my wife newly, I was very shy of entering the toilet to poo. Especially when I knew it will make noise.
So I will turn on the shower, play music, sing fake songs I didn’t know how to sing, and pour water into buckets to drown the noise of the “tru! tru! proou! that came with the action in the toilet.
My wife kept noticing this.
One day she asked me.
“Praises, how come you always make lots of noise anytime you enter the toilet to poo. You even play drums join.”
I laughed.
“My dear that is how I am o. If I don’t sing out and make noise I will just be there. Nothing will come out.”
She kept staring at me. She knew I was lying.
One morning my wife timed me. I was having running stomach and rushed into the toilet without my phone.
When I entered the toilet, my wife turned around and turned off the water from the pipe at the backyard.
There was no water to on anymore.
Shower was not working. Tap was dry.
I couldn’t hold it anymore.
That was how I let everything out in a bombastic manner. It was like world war II.
When I was done, I sat in the toilet thinking of what my wife will say.
I eventually came out 30 minuites later and saw my wife standing and looking at me.
“So now that you Buzaa the thing out, without turning on the shower did you d!e?”
I shook my head.
“Did I stop loving you?”
I shook my head.
“Did the roof fall?”
“No it did not.”
“Ehen… But please open the toilet window before you suffocate us in this house.”
My name is Praises Chidera Obiora and I am the best at what I do.
My name is Praises Chidera Obiora and I am the best at what I do.
